oh-so-pleasant:

updating my resume like

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why don’t more murderers use ice picks as murder weapons why don’t murderers think intelligently about these things

dude game of fucking thrones is back sunday

i am actually real life crying

i am actually real life crying

it’s 2am goddamn

it’s 2am goddamn

about 2 platinum infamous second son lol

everything in the how i met your mother finale could’ve been taken care of slowly over the course of the last season

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wait a second
so
9 years of television and character development and saying no and a pointless extra season
leave us exactly at the point where the pilot ended
okay thanks

fuckingstevenglansberg asked: oh my god, you changed your url

baby ill change back tomorrow!! xxxxx

lokincest:

I am so excited about Danny DeVito playing Loki he’ll do a great job in Thor 3 and I hope this is when the writers decide to make Thorki canon
I am already shipping HemsVito hard

i am so excited about this, tom hiddleston had his time and now it’s time to change over to someone more experienced who will really shine in the role

lokincest:

I am so excited about Danny DeVito playing Loki he’ll do a great job in Thor 3 and I hope this is when the writers decide to make Thorki canon

I am already shipping HemsVito hard

i am so excited about this, tom hiddleston had his time and now it’s time to change over to someone more experienced who will really shine in the role

she also got me this gorilla because apparently ‘it’s hairy and warm and is only wearing undies all the time just like me’

she also got me this gorilla because apparently ‘it’s hairy and warm and is only wearing undies all the time just like me’

ive been with my girlfriend /properly/ for 6 months and i got her roses and she got me a second ps4 controller how fuckin sick is that

benedict cumberbatch was more attractive as the dragon in the hobbit than he is in real life