Identity theft is not a joke, Jim: Archive

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that shirt’s very becoming on you. of course, if i was on you, i’d be coming too.

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curiosityandconfusion replied to your post: I’ll tell you why Collingwood lost. Collingwood lost because they’re also called The Magpies, and magpies are evil birds that swoop at people for no apparent reason other that the reason that one was simply walking past their tree. Whereas, Demons are awesome because of logic. Yep, that’s right. it’s just a game , chance is chance just a game a game

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in 2010 collingwood had an average of 74,000 supporters to each game throughout the home and away season. over EVERY SINGLE SPORT in the entire world, only one team managed to beat that. manchester united.

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kirsty5-21 replied to your post: you must be a banana because i find you a peeling that was weak, man and yet 22 notes

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Anonymous asked: I'll tell you why Collingwood lost. Collingwood lost because they're also called The Magpies, and magpies are evil birds that swoop at people for no apparent reason other that the reason that one was simply walking past their tree. Whereas, Demons are awesome because of logic. Yep, that's right.

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you must be a banana because i find you a peeling

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so if melbourne had won i would’ve won 60 bucks what the fuck

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Anonymous asked: Devastated that Collingwood lost? :D

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Anonymous asked: okay, it's a life and death situation. you have to choose between The Office and Parks and Rec. you have to pick one otherwise you die. what do you choose?

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OOOOH PAVLICH YOU SNEAKY FUCKER

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gambling is the best gambling wins money too gambling makes me happy oh, gambling i love you

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Anonymous asked: how many followers did you gain/lose last night?

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antonyb asked: Favourite pokemon from each generation?

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Anonymous asked: What would be the worst thing to happen in your life right now? Something that'd devastate you completely.

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cosmonautcat: earlier today on the internet i saw somebody who had said something stupid and now they were getting all defensive and they said the following: “I was JFK” i assume they meant “i was just fucking kidding” but i was all

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if you listen to one piece of radio in your entire...

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morethaneverylivingthing replied to your post: M&M MCFLURRIES ARE BACK They’re not M&Ms, they’re Smarties, silly. NOPE THEY’RE M&M’S SMARTIES ARE NESTLE NO M&M’S ARE MARS

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Anonymous asked: M&M MCFLURRIES ARE BACK

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cosmo-kramer-the-assman replied to your photo: you have christmas i have the start of the footy… i thought season started last week collingwood’s footy season*

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